So here we are, where the hell is "here" and who the fuck am I? Lemme fill y'all in.
So you don't know who I am huh?I know it's not likely heheh but it gives me another reason to talk about myself and those of you who DO know me know how I ADORE talking about myself!
I started this page in an effort to gather up as many of my friends/online friends as possible, recruiting from real life, blogger, myspace and the original Junky Underground. Alot of the people on here actually came to know me through my rants on blogger and for any of you who have followed me here or accepted my invite, Thankya!
Anybody who finds this page through their own efforts and not mine...congratulations, you lucky motherfucker! You have inadvertently stumbled upon what is sure to become one of the most badass networks like....EV-ER!!! Haha, seriously though, I mean it. Myself and some of the other members (thankyou Shane), have posted up Junky Underground badges on our various websites and I am certain that between us all we'll be able to make this thing fester and spread like the brilliant virus it is destined to be. Everybody knows I'm absolutely shameless when it comes to self promotion so you do the math...
And if it doesn't...well fuck it, those of us with enough foresight to join can enjoy pestering each other with comments etc and uploading twisted images of ourselves commiting unspeakably delicious acts of self indulgence...or maybe just a snap of our cats haha, who can say? Either way it should be interesting.
So I offer greetings to all y'all mothafuckas and hope you get into the spirit of things by making use of all the kickass features I've added and uploading snaps, music etc, whatever you want. Since I'm the one moderating here, you can be assured that NOTHING will be off limits! You never hafta worry that I will go sniffing around your page using my omnipotent administrative powers to fuck with your content, your page=your business!
Welcome to The Junky Underground kids, you have been infected, what you decide to do with it from this point is alllll up to you. Beuna suerte and be sure to spread the disease, get your official, "I am a Certified Member of The Junky Underground"
badge and paste it all over your websites. Wear it with pride and let everyone know you belong to the "Un~social network for the socially undesirable...", remember, all the cool kids are doing it...and we know where you live hahaha.
Kisses,
~Melody Lee , your magnanimous leader.